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rawr-im-simba: scinerds: Phyllodes Imperialis Caterpillar Also known as Oruga Cabeza Grande (Big Headed Caterpillar) Image Credits: © Lui Weber/ Rex Features / plant.nerd Looking like a cross between a skull and Squidward from Spongebob is the caterpil

rakatakat: rakatakat: LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants

…. I feel like… the author of this… doesn’t realize… that that’s steam… and Im almost certain they have no fucking idea how a nuclear power plant works… ahahahhaahah. XD

andyfluffbutt: japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

laughing-treees: bohemianhomes: House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon FLOATING HOMES THAT LOOK LIKE IM IN A FORESTI can have my cake and eat it too, hello plants meet dolphins! these are awesome

tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious

escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,

laughing-treees: bohemianhomes: House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon FLOATING HOMES THAT LOOK LIKE IM IN A FORESTI can have my cake and eat it too, hello plants meet dolphins! these are awesome

kisslaughanddream: sixpenceee: A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein.

marialatore: every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]

political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No, the school said

850swoosh: deadjosey: selphhhhhhh: “dude im a plant” good vibes dude good vibes This pot feels a lot like potatoes mannnn

prussianmemes: theknifeofdunwall: im gonna get fucking griefed by like 4 people in fallout 76 while planting corn your corn is being forcefully collectivized by kukuriznik and the nazbol gang

cedrwydden: toadstoolpal: types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!) cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best

tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious

laughing-treees: bohemianhomes: House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon FLOATING HOMES THAT LOOK LIKE IM IN A FORESTI can have my cake and eat it too, hello plants meet dolphins! these are awesome

escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,

escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,

douxnoirsucre: Man, why do so many raw vegans on YouTube just live like they eat all day, like, eating is their life? How do raw vegans who work out of home manage? Im considering going on a mostly plant based diet (so, not vegan) and I’m trying

@ people with minimalist bedrooms w/ like one string of xmas lights and a plant

marialatore: every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]

I haven’t spoken to another human in over two hours and I’ve been working alone since 6 this morning and I’m here til 3 helppp

the lil plant babies me and darf adopted are daffodils and right now they are very small but they will grow big and strong, we got four - Daphne, Dall, Delilah and Donkey Kong. Dall has a gimpy leaf thingy so we are ROOTING for him. get it??

silvysartfulness: boringid: ofvisitorsthefairest: Writing the first couple of chapters is like planting a foreshadowing garden. *drops a seed* this detail is meaningless, I assure you *drops another* it’ll never be relevant again… *covers them

tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious

marialatore: every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]

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